Apparently someone decided there weren't enough games about walking around town yet, so he made the GTA series. I'm told you can shoot people and blow stuff up in this game too, but if I played through every game with amazing features like those I wouldn't have time to write amazing reviews like these.
Overall rating: Boring
Reason I only played it for five minutes: Had to get up an pee, which by the way was more entertaining.
I saw a blue crate in a corner and thought maybe I should open it and see what helpful powerups are inside. What a surprise to find that blue crates in this game don't contain items, they contain explosions! Whoops, looks like I'm down one point now! Looks like Halo 3 is down one point as well in my review's score, since everyone knows that crates contain powerups unless they're red or have a skull and crossbones or something like that.
Overall rating: Okay I guess
Reason I only played it for five minutes: Decided to play something more fun instead.
Sort of the same as Grand Theft Auto only instead of inner city criminals you get to play as talking critters. Actually it's really nothing like GTA at all. But either way, I think writing this review was more fun than the actual game.
Overall rating: Very boring
Reason I only played it for five minutes: I couldn't find a memory card with enough space to store a save file.
Extremely fun game. A good variety of action and strategy, both of which hold up very well. I would definitely recommend this to everyone. This review is a little shorter because it's more fun to talk about bad things.
Overall rating: Fantastic
Reason I only played it for five minutes: I completed everything.